An Elder's Business Card
A new Elder was visiting the homes of those in his congregation. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door.
So, he took out one of his business cards and wrote "Revelation 3:20"
on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the contributions were collected at the following meeting, his
card was in the box, so the Accounts Servant brought it to the brother.
Added to his notation was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door
and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are!
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